Guacamole Jokes a la Laffy Taffy

We came up with these for about ten minutes straight today. I thought I'd share a few with the world (read: the three people that read my blog)

What do you call avocado dip that athletes eat in the locker room?

What do you call petrified avocado dip?

What do you call avocado dip you can conveniently eat on-the-trail?

What do you call electrified avocado dip?

What do you call avocado dip currently serving as the POTUS?

What do you call avocado dip that's a big hit among the Vulcans?

What do you call avocado dip molded into the form of a deceased gangsta rapper?

What do you call avocado dip that makes fun of you?

What do you call avocado dip that follows you home?

Avocado dip that you seal in an air-tight plastic bag?

Avocado dip stinking of stale sweaty foot fungus that has lingered in your high school PE class for six months?

A handgun made of avocado dip?

Avocado dip made with green vegetable florets?

Avocado dip eaten by migratory birds?

Avocado dip that keeps time?

Avocado dip you can trade in a volatile market?

Feel free to add your own. I think we could get to a hundred of these for Willy Wonka.

Six months (and some change)

Baby Bro is the cuddliest kid ever. I love it. I've been dropping Big Sis off at preschool and then breathing in his sweetness and getting some serious cuddle time in. Big Sis was never too cuddly until she was older (maybe 18 months). Here he is looking adorable:

After Daddy gave him a loud buzzy kiss (note LCD's new faux hawk).

Oh. His stats are pretty awesome. 97% head circumference. 5% for both height and weight. You can appreciate the gargantuan size of his head more when he looks down like this. 

 I think he looks a lot like a certain uncle in that photo.

And here he is looking more proportional.

 So yeah, it's not like he's a freak or anything. Dude's just got a big noggin.

And, for fun, here's Big Sis counting out all the pom poms she earned by making "good choices."

She got to trade them in for a toy.